| Here at Fake, we bring entertainment back to the entertainment
industry...So it doesn't always work out for us, maybe you pay $5 to see us and 3 songs
into the show we end up getting kicked out of the place for talking about having sex with
13 year old girls (Peabody's DownUnder, February '97)...or maybe you come down to hear us
play and we are so drunk we can't remember how the songs go (The Garage in Kent, May '96)
. Just two guys from Ohio with nothing to do all day but drive you crazy... In
the end, we're pushing your buttons and fucking your girlfriend. Download it free audio page. Notice: Just another little innovation from the folks at FAKE, we are now offering Franchise licensing! Check it out!!! Start a FAKE band in your town. "Based on the
current US census, I have slept with .0000296584% of women in America between the
ages of 16-24. So if you are a lady in the 16-24 age bracket, you have a 1 in
3,371,727.27 chance of getting in my pants. Good Luck!" -FAKEChris |
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